alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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