i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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