Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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