id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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