She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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