Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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