Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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