ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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