what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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