i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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