I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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