i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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