She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize