ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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