I wish you could order shots online.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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