i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When did angry sex become our thing?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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