if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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