What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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