ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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