Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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