dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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