Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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