Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i believe in u and ur pee
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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