hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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