Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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