We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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