just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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