Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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