every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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