I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Two words: blizzard sex
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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