so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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