I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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We got so high we made milksteak
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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