i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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