How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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