I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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