wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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