a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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