all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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