I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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