WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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