kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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