We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The ass gains better be worth it
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