The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I love you.
Bad choice
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