I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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