did you get engaged???
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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