Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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