I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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