yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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Still dying that you shit outside
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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