moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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