You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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